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Black & White #2

• “Bush Optimistic About North Korea's Acceptance to Participate in Multilateral Talks”. Four years ago, Clinton was optimistic. For two years, Bush criticized Clinton's policy. Did Kim Jong Il send some chocolate cakes last week for this change of heart?

• “Inspector says Iraqis talking, will reveal weapons programs”. Lots of people have been talking for quite some time now. May be Uday and Qusay swallowed maps and keys to WMD sites and that is why nobody could find anything till now.

• No Anthrax Found in Maryland Pond. No water left in the pond either.

• “Canada to expel Sri Lankan Tamils to pressurise LTTE for talks”. Canada, please do something to make Arundhati Roy and Pritish Nandy stop talking.

• “After 30 years, ozone is recovering”. Good, just what the senate was waiting for.

• “Senators Push Saudi Arabia to Improve Antiterrorism Efforts”. Poor Saudis! It seems like yesterday when they were financed to support these jihadi's against Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. I'm sure their financial system still has some old budget center numbers.

• “Gigli stinks”. What did they expect with J.Lo trying to act as a lesbian hit woman? Apparently, even the 0.5 out of 4 stars is attributed to J.Lo's posterior.

Warning: these are intended for irony. Believing the italics is at your own risk.