“Senators Push Saudi Arabia to Improve Antiterrorism Efforts”. Poor Saudis! It seems like yesterday when they were financed to support these jihadi's against Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. I'm sure their financial system still has some old budget center numbers.
“Gigli stinks”. What did they expect with J.Lo trying to act as a lesbian hit woman? Apparently, even the 0.5 out of 4 stars is attributed to J.Lo's posterior.
Warning: these are intended for irony. Believing the italics is at your own risk.