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Black & White #3

• Pak girls allowed to choose their husbands. Allow them to choose their governments and there shall be peace in South Asia.
• Pilot suspected of drinking. Cool, let us get a FOX 5 news reporter reporting live from -- oh oh, should she be in a bar or in an airport?
• Four spacecraft to reach mars over next month. Did Saddam tell CIA that his chemical weapons are in Mars?
• U.S. seizes $3M in drugs in Arabian sea. In related news, descendents of California gold rush folks are planning to go swimming in the Arabian Sea as soon as possible.
• “Defence Minister George Fernandes said Wednesday that India would put its own man into space in the near future.”. After that, there are plans to create a Loksabha seat for space; Several leaders of Congress(I) are secretly contemplating nominating K. Karunakaran.
• DMK’s exit will have no influence on the stability of NDA: Advani”. Others agree that it will have no influence on the efficiency either.
• Indian lawyers for Saddam. Try him in Indian courts and he will outlast the next 5 US administrations.

Warning: these are intended for irony. Believing the italics is at your own risk.