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Just shoot me - quotes

"Statistics show that 9 out of 10 guys prefer girls with big breasts. And the 10th guy prefers the...

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"Statistics show that 9 out of 10 guys prefer girls with big breasts. And the 10th guy prefers the 9 other guys."

"Beautiful lady can’t stand intelligent lady because the intelligent one gets taken more seriously. Intelligent lady can’t stand beautiful lady, because the beautiful one gets taken more often."

From yesterday’s Just Shoot Me - image from

  1. i just loooooooove just shoot me! my fav character is nina. my fave quote is when she pops up from behind the sofa and says..."thats just not kosher"...

    Posted by: tom rushmore on February 1, 2003 10:52 AM
  2. get some more a big list..or maybe u already have one and i'm just making an ass of myself...ah screw it, do as i say!

    Posted by: David on April 2, 2003 03:58 AM
  3. i love just shoot me. my fave character is nina, so witty, my fave quote

    Jack: (to elliot) elliot No body likes a kiss-ass
    Elliot: I was just trying to be nice
    Nina: (to elliot) elliot no body likes a cry-baby

    and i love the bit where nina gets the coffeee and Maya gets the Gin and they both freak out.

    love the show

    please more quotes


    Posted by: ryan guthrie on May 8, 2004 12:33 PM
  4. nina's quote:

    "Don't look to foward, or you'll see yourself backwards, running full speed sideways!"

    unsure if thats the full quote though

    Posted by: Squee on May 15, 2004 08:01 AM
  5. Nina: What is truth? A lie, wrappped in a riddle, dipped in a dream? Oh wait - that's nostalgia.


    Nina: Well dear, people say a lot of things when they're lying.


    Nina: Never mention that show (The View) again! I was this close to being the 20-something Asian woman.


    Finch: You can kill the dreamer, but you can't kill the dream!


    Jack (or Finch or Elliot..I forget): Sorry, Maya, we forgot you were here.
    Maya: Oh, it's my own fault. I'm wearing a shirt.


    Nina: Denial is not just a river in England.


    Nina (to Maya): The truth is, young people want boundaries. They're like puppies...and...the homeless.


    Nina: Honesty is something people say they want but really don't - like education...or children.


    (Nina is invited to dinner)
    Nina: I don't really eat, but I'll tag along.


    Nina: A bird in the hand is worth 2 if by sea.

    [I used to always have a notebook ready when I watched the show, so I would just scribble down random ones, and i forget where half of the quotes came from..which episodes and stuff.]

    Posted by: lkt on May 20, 2004 12:46 AM
  6. forgot two the way, i think i have most of the above quotes in the exact words, but the following two might not be exactly accurate:

    Jack: Computers!!!!
    Finch: Relax, they're just like fire...scary at first, but you'll get used to it.


    (a christmasy episode, I think)

    Jack: Maya, I hope you never lose that little thing you have.
    Maya: What little thing?
    Jack: You know, that little thing you have that we all tease you about here...
    Maya: Compassion?
    Jack: Yeah, that's it!

    Posted by: lkt on May 20, 2004 12:52 AM
  7. Finch is so funny
    "Oh, i just remembered. Your boring, and my legs work"

    Posted by: Finch on June 6, 2004 03:16 PM
  8. Jack:I'm just having lunch with a friend of mine

    Finch:A famous friend?... Some one from Star Wars?

    Jack: Your not even warm.

    Finch: Warm... Warm... Warm water, water bed, bed rock, rock star, Star Wars... OH MY GOD IT'S GEORGE LUCAS!

    i may not have got that perfect but its been a while since i saw that episode

    Posted by: finch_fry on June 11, 2004 08:41 AM
  9. Elliot: Wait...i am confused about something.

    Nina: A Hair Salon is a place where people with hair go.

    Posted by: Mel on September 16, 2004 06:27 AM