Shut up and reboot
Butt Ugly
Law, with a twist
Python Boy
Great writer!
Recently, a worldwide survey was conducted by the United Nations.
The question asked was: "Would you please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world."
The survey was a huge failure.
In Africa, nobody knew what "food" meant.
In Western Europe, nobody knew what "shortage" meant.
In Eastern Europe, nobody knew what "opinion" meant.
In South America, nobody knew what "please" meant.
In the United States of America, nobody knew what "the rest of the world" meant.